frege wrote:"това очевидно увеличение на скоростта на светлината (по отношение на засиления наблюдател) е фатално за Айнщайниана"
дали е очевидно?
ако скоростта е постоянна, скъсяването на дължината на вълната дава увеличаване на честотата;
ако дължината е постоянна, и честотата расте, тогава съответно расте скоростта.
понякога се изкушавам от твърдението, че науката е в контраинтуитивното: по-тежките тела не падат по-бързо, слънцето не обикаля около земята, скоростите не се събират аритметично...
С това може да се злоупотреби - поне в Айнщайниана и в света на Big Brother e taka:
http://www.online-literature.com/orwell/1984/
George Orwell "1984": "In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality, was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense. And what was terrifying was not that they would kill you for thinking otherwise, but that they might be right. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable what then?"
При Айнщайниана контраинтуитивното е обявено и за красиво:
Айнщайн строи красива наука:
http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/hutchison/080616
"Like bronze idols that are hollow inside, Einstein built a cluster of "Potemkin villages," which are false fronts with nothing behind them. Grigori Potemkin (17391791) was a general-field marshal, Russian statesman, and favorite of Empress Catherine the Great. He is alleged to have built facades of non-existent villages along desolate stretches of the Dnieper River to impress Catherine as she sailed to the Crimea in 1787. Actors posing as happy peasants stood in front of these pretty stage sets and waved to the pleased Empress. (...) The science establishment has a powerful romantic desire to believe in Einstein. Therefore, they are not only fooled by Einstein's tricks, they are prepared to defend his Potemkin villages. A Potemkin village is a pretty picture to fool the gullible romantic. Einstein was romantically infatuated with pretty pictures. He deliberately sought theories that were aesthetically beautiful in their harmony, symmetry, and simplicity. He romantically believed something akin to Keats' famous poetic summation: "Beauty is truth and truth, beauty."
Красивата наука се институционализира:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
Silly Walks Applicant: "Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it....I think that with Government backing I could make it very silly." Silly Walks Director: "Mr Pudey, the very real problem is one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defence! Now we get 348,000,000 a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products."
Айнщайниана продава красива наука:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Защо да се прекланяме пред Айнщайн:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ … wellbeing2
"Everyone thinks that Einstein was so smart. Let's examine this. What was his big contribution? Everyone knows that: the theory of relativity. This theory states that, when moving near the speed of light, everything is related. For example: say your uncle is moving at the speed of light. Then he is also my uncle. Also, our uncle, moving faster than the speed of light, becomes smaller and goes slightly back in time, to the moment just before he accelerated past the speed of light, at which time he goes back to his regular size. This can be a good or a bad thing, depending on the original size of one's uncle. The other theory Einstein developed was Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, which stated that Einstein felt unsure about Heisenberg. Heisenberg responded with his famous Einstein's Annoying Theory, which stated that Heisenberg found Einstein hard to take. Some believe their dispute originated when Einstein tricked Heisenberg into travelling faster than the speed of light, thus decreasing Heisenberg's mass - and Heisenberg was already quite small. After Heisenberg came back from travelling at the speed of light, Einstein could hold him in one hand. And often did, to Heisenberg's consternation, causing Einstein to formulate his Heisenberg's Consternated Theorum. But history proved Einstein wrong, since there is no such word as "consternated". The idea that mass decreases as one approaches the speed of light is compelling, especially for dieters. It implies that one way to lose weight is to run, briefly, at the speed of light. As stated above, the downside is one will also go back in time. So you'll be lighter, but may find yourself in the 1400s, when everyone was lighter, due to malnutrition, and no one will even notice you've lost weight. Also, due to your modern clothes, you'll probably be declared a witch and burned at the stake. On the bright side, post-burning, you'll achieve your lowest body weight. Einstein once explained relativity like this: "If you're sitting on a hot stove for even a minute, it will seem like an eternity; but if you're sitting on a hot stove with a pretty girl, your ass will burst into flames and not a girl in the world will seem pretty. Trust me, I've tried it." Part of Einstein's mystique was his tendency to wander around completely lost, hair sticking up, playing the violin. Heisenberg tried this but was too small, well-organised and balding, so ended up with neat hair, dragging his violin behind him, sure where he was. And hence Einstein is remembered as the greater genius."
Малко по-сериозно обсъждане на Айнщайниана може да се намери във философския форум "chora":
http://listserv.liv.ac.uk/archives/chora.html
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